If I was a truck driver, I'd paint my semi like Optimus Prime.

Saw a woman who appeared to be dancing "The Lawnmower". Upon closer inspection, she was just really getting into starting a lawnmower.

Software industry jargon I dislike: enterprise, leverage, mashup, portal, dashboard

Mindless walking zombie this morning. Mistook hair goop for shaving cream, didn't realize it until I was about to apply the shaving blade.

I wouldn't call it stuttering, I just like to involuntarily add unnecessary syllables.

You may have noticed I don't really write anything on this website anymore. However, the "Random Thoughts" section that I began years ago is still going strong, because I set it up so that all of my Twitter tweets and Facebook status messages are lumped in there.

So instead, I've made it so the random thoughts show up as actual blog entries, so people can see them on the RSS feed and can comment on them.